The Etiology of Polka Dots

It all started with a simple game of bingo. The thrill of watching those polka dots fill in, the rush of adrenaline as the numbers aligned in a perfect row. But little did we know, our obsession with polka dots was only the beginning.

As the years went by, the dots grew in size and number. They danced across our screens, our clothes, and our walls. We couldn't escape the polka dots, even if we wanted to. They were everywhere.

And then, the apocalypse happened. The dots consumed us all, covering the world in an unending sea of red, blue, and yellow.

Now, we're left to navigate the ruins of our polka-dotted world, wondering: what could have been? What did we do to deserve such a fate? Was it the 10,000 polka dot t-shirts, the 5,000 polka dot tattoos, or the 1,000,000 polka dot memes?