Welcome, fellow shodoworkers, to our union of the most skilled and dedicated individuals in the art of doing nothing.
We're not just a union, we're a movement. We're not just a movement, we're a way of life.
Our members are experts in the field of finding creative ways to avoid actual work. We've mastered the art of staring blankly at screens, browsing cat videos, and perfecting the art of "almost" doing something.
Join us, and together, we can achieve greatness in the field of doing nothing.
Enroll in our Shodoworker Training Program and learn the secrets of the most effective ways to procrastinate.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Underwater Burrower Course, where you'll learn the art of doing nothing while simultaneously pretending to be productive underwater.
Read our Union RulesDisclaimer: The Shodoworker Union is not responsible for any lost productivity, missed deadlines, or destroyed relationships caused by our members' actions.