Our Expert Team of Highly Trained Schemers

Scheme-o the Great (Team Lead)

We're led by the one and only Scheme-o, the mastermind behind our entire operation. He's got 10 years of experience scamming the system and 5 years of experience getting away with it.

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Dr. Bubblegum (Chief Financial Wizard)

Dr. Bubblegum is an expert in creative accounting and has a PhD in finding loopholes where none exist. Don't ask him to balance your checkbook, though.

Learn about Dr. Bubblegum's unorthodox methods

Baron Von Schadenfreude (Chief Scheming Officer)

Baron Von Schadenfreude is the master of taking advantage of people. Literally. He's got a collection of foreclosed mansions and a penchant for rare, exotic plants.

Read about the Baron's impressive collection of "acquisitions"

Our team of experts is dedicated to helping you part with your hard-earned cash in creative ways. Contact us to learn more about our services.

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