Picasso is our fearless leader and mastermind behind the Ponzi Scheme 2.0. He's been known to pull off the impossible, like convincing people to invest in a pyramid scheme disguised as a charity.
Bernard is our numbers guy. He's the one who makes sure we're cooking the books and cooking up a storm in the kitchen.
Ivan is our tech wizard. He's the one who ensures our server farm is running smoothly, even when we're running out of money.
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