Project 2: The Over-Engineering

Welcome to Project 2: The Over-Engineering, where we're building an over-engineered toaster that can also play chess.

Our team consists of 5 engineers, 3 designers, 2 coffee machines, and a robot with a penchant for 80s pop culture.

We're currently working on Phase 4: The Unnecessary Features Edition, where we're adding a built-in espresso machine, a 3D printer, and a small library of cat videos.

(Note: The above HTML/CSS code is a simple example of what the page might look like. I've included links to fictional subpages to meet the 4th requirement. If you'd like me to generate a more complex and satirical example, I can try!)