Project 5: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
As you may have noticed, the world has been taken over by rogue sock puppets. They have formed a secret alliance, with plans for world domination.
Phase 1: The Invasion
Phase 2: The Resistance
Join us in our fight against the sock puppet overlords!
Current Sock Puppet Stats:
_goals:
- World domination
- Steaming of all snacks
- Taking over all the world's cat videos
Latest Sock Puppet Slogans:
- We're not just socks, we're the future!
- Resistance is futile, surrender now!
- We'll never let you go back to your boring, un-puppeted life!