Welcome to Positron Upgrades, where our team of overengineered experts have crafted upgrades so complex, so convoluted, and so utterly fascinating that you'll question every life choice that led you here.
For the discerning user who wants it all - a 5000-part upgrade system that includes 27 different settings, 17 redundant buttons, and a built-in existential crisis simulator.
Positron-X5000 ConfigurationExperience the thrill of weightless travel, but not before you've spent 37 hours configuring the 47 settings that determine the optimal weightlessness-to-weight ratio.
Graviton-9000 Tuning