Welcome to Safe Haven, the Last Refuge for the Fashionably Faint of Heart
After the Great Calamity of 2025, the world was left in shambles. But fear not, dear survivors! Safe Haven is here to provide you with the essentials: a decent cup of coffee, a reliable Wi-Fi signal, and the occasional game of bingo.
Our facilities include:
- Free showers with warm water
- A communal kitchen with a fridge stocked with artisanal, locally-sourced canned goods
- A library with a vast collection of romance novels
- A rooftop garden with a lovely view of the ruins
We also offer:
- Regular Bingo nights with prizes
- Counseling sessions with our certified, if slightly eccentric, therapists
- Community events, such as potluck dinners and talent shows
Want to learn more about us?
We look forward to serving you!