When the world as we know it ends, and the skies are perpetually shrouded in toxic smog, you'll need these tips to survive the great outdoors.
1. Dress for the occasion Wear your most durable, least fashionable outfits. You know, the ones with the built-in bug-repellent properties and reinforced kneepads.
2. Learn to love the taste of radiation poisoning It's a real acquired taste, but trust us, it's a game-changer.
3. Practice your 'run-for-your-life' technique This involves running away from any loud noises, sharp objects, or other hazards. Bonus points if you can do this while wearing a pair of high-heeled stilettos.
4. Find a good hunting spot Look for areas with plenty of radiation-resistant flora, like mutated, super-sized cacti, or those lovely, glow-in-the-dark mushrooms.
5. Bring a good knife Not just any knife will do; it needs to be made from the strongest, most radioactive materials. Preferably one that doubles as a makeshift flamethrower.