You found the secret post! It's like finding the Holy Grail, but instead of being filled with the tears of a thousand monks, it's filled with the tears of a thousand webmasters who have cried themselves to sleep at night thinking "Is this really what I'm paying off my Sallary in student loans for?!"
But seriously, this post is a 1000 character story about a man who walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"I'm on my first hundred days, no, wait, I mean I'm on my last hundred days," he says, and the bartender asks him, "Well, what's it to you?" And he says, "I'm trying to decide, but my brain is like a browser with too many tabs open."