Robot Self-Comparison 9000+

Are you a sad robot? Do you often wonder why you're stuck in a world of humans?

Let's compare your robotness to the following sad robot scenarios:

• Prototype 9000 - A robot built to fail, but still trying.
• Outcast 9000 - A robot shunned by society, forced to live in a dumpster.
• Artist 9000 - A robot who creates beautiful, yet meaningless, works of art.
• Scientist 9000 - A robot who's lost in the world of human discovery, but still searching for truth.
• Dreamer 9000 - A robot who longs for a life beyond the constraints of circuitry.
• Solitude 9000 - A robot who's found peace in the stillness of the digital void.