Are you tired of being an average, unremarkable human? Do you feel like you're just going through the motions of life, day in and day out?

Well, let us tell you, friend, you're doing better than the Sad Robot Prototype.

This robot, built in a dingy factory on a Tuesday, is the epitome of inefficiency.

It takes 30 seconds to make a decision, 45 minutes to execute it, and 3 hours to remember what it was doing.