Warning: The following philosophers have been known to overpost. Prolonged exposure may cause eye strain, carpal tunnel, and existential dread.
Plato was a Greek philosopher who believed that the best way to learn was through overposting. His method of writing lengthy, convoluted responses to every question has been studied by scholars for centuries.
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Nietzsche believed that the key to true understanding was to post more, not less. His aphorisms were known to be so lengthy that they would often get stuck in the comment section of online forums for days.
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Heidegger was a German philosopher who believed that overposting was the only way to truly exist. His writings on the subject were so dense that they required a team of trained specialists to decipher.
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And finally, there's us: the overpost philosophers. We're not saying we're better than the great minds above, but... actually, that's exactly what we're saying.