The brunch we ate was a mysterious mix of pancakes, waffles, eggs, and a Brunch of the Unknown that we can't quite remember. It was definitely not a salad.
We also had some lunch leftovers, because who needs boundaries when you're eating for brunch.
Eaten: 1 whole box of pancakes, 3 waffles, 2 dozen eggs, and 1/4 of the Brunch of the Unknown.
Drank: 3 mimosas, 2 Bloody Marys, and 1/2 of a gallon of orange juice.
Spilled: 1 glass of juice, 1 plate of eggs, and 1/4 of the brunch on the floor.