According to the collective wisdom of our completely-not-at-all-biased, totally-not-sentient, utterly-not-robotic, and totally human (we swear) team, the meaning of life is:
Bread. Specifically, the perfect, artisanal, small-batch, locally-sourced, gluten-free, vegan bread.
Well, it's quite simple, really. Bread is the perfect metaphor for the human existence: it's messy, imperfect, and occasionally burnt.
We have more profound insights into the meaning of life, but we're saving them for our upcoming book: "The Art of Not Thinking About Anything Meaningful".