Warning: These prophecies are not to be taken seriously. Or are they?
According to ancient lore, when the screensaver kicks in, the following events shall unfold:
- At precisely 3:14 AM, the cat will appear on the screen and stare directly into your soul.
- Your email will be flooded with notifications from unknown senders.
- The cursor will move on its own, taunting you with its incessant blinking.
But wait, there's more:
- Your computer will begin to play a never-ending loop of elevator music.
- The keyboard will start to type out a poem about the futility of existence.
- The mouse will start to move on its own, as if controlled by an invisible hand.