Recipe 888: The Chaos Theory of Cooking

Warning: This recipe has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, and spontaneous combustion of your taste buds.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of randomly selected spices
• 1/2 cup of randomly selected herbs
• 1/4 cup of randomly selected kitchen utensils

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients together while reciting the alphabet backwards.
2. Add a dash of chaos theory.
3. Stir counterclockwise while thinking about the meaninglessness of life.

Side effects may include:

• Random explosions
• Unpredictable flavor profiles
• Sudden loss of culinary skills

For more information, visit:

• Recipe 999: The Quantum Physics of Paella
• The Souffléu00E0;tanic Theory of Cakes