A: It's a magical brew that makes you feel all the feels. Literally. You'll be feeling everything at once, and it will be a wild ride.
Q: Is it safe to drink Euphoria Potion?
A: No. Don't try this at home, or anywhere. We take no responsibility for any emotional whiplash, spontaneous poetry spouting, or irreversible relationships destroyed.
Q: Can I order Euphoria Potion online?
A: Yes, you can. But don't say we didn't warn you.
A: Mild ones, moderate ones, extreme ones. We can't guarantee anything, but it might be like a rollercoaster of emotions.
Q: Can I get addicted to Euphoria Potion?
A: Maybe. Possibly. We're not saying it's likely, but it's a possibility.
A: Yes. We'll be there for you, or at least, try to be.
A: No. All sales are final. You're stuck with it.
A: No. We don't think your cat wants to feel all the feels.