A List of Unconventional Warfare
As a seasoned practitioner of prank-wars, I have compiled this list of unconventional strategies for outsmarting your enemies:
- 1. Glitter Bomb - Fill an enemy's office with glitter, then pretend it's just a normal day.
- 2. Deploy the dreaded 'Reverse Prank', a prank within a prank.
- 3. Use the 'Fake Mustache of Despair', a prank so heinous it will make your enemies question their life choices.
- 4. Create a 'Fake Meeting', then cancel it at the last second, leaving your enemies confused and wondering what just happened.
- 5. Infiltrate your enemy's organization, pretending to be a 'Corporate Spy'.
- 6. Distract them with a 'Fake Break Room' that never seems to be available.
- 7. Use the 'Reverse Psychology Prank', convincing your enemies that you're the victim, not them.
- 8. Create a 'Fake IT Department', just to see how long it takes them to notice.
- 9. Invent a 'Fake New Policy', then pretend you're just a lowly employee following orders.
- 10. Conduct a 'Reverse Audit', auditing your own life for any signs of sanity.