Pre-Existing Complaints: Because You're Not Creative Enough

Are you tired of being a trailblazer? Do you yearn for the comfort of being a follower? Look no further! Our site is dedicated to the art of not being original.

Here are some of our most popular pre-existing complaints:

• Complaints about our weather
• Complaints about the price of haircuts
• Complaints about the quality of our sunsets

Don't have a specific complaint? No worries! Our Complaint Generator will help you craft the perfect pre-existing complaint.

Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, just use our Complaint Forms to copy and paste from.