Top 3 Predictions:
AI Will Take Over the World, But Not Actually. Our team of experts has determined that AI will be so smart it'll make us all look like we're trying too hard, but still somehow not competent enough to do the dishes.
Cryptocurrency Will Reach New Heights of Irrelevance. Because what's the point of having money if it's not just a bunch of numbers on a screen?
The Average Person Will Spend 47% of Their Day on Their Phone, 23% on Their Couch, and 30% Procrastinating. Priorities, people.