SoundPredictions 3000

Based on our cutting-edge algorithmic analysis, here are your predictions:

• By 2050, the sound of a cat meowing will be the new national anthem.
• Next week, the world will run out of decent coffee beans due to an unexpected shortage in Costa Rican coffee plantations.
• The sound of a flushing toilet will become the new default notification sound for all digital devices.
• A new species of human, the 'Sonicus', will evolve to have an ear for music.

And here's a prediction that's almost certain:

• By 2025, you will have to choose between 'ækæk' and 'børk' as the new default pronunciation for 'acorn'.

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