June 1, 2022 - Predictions for the Apocalypse

According to our team of expert seers, today is the day when the world finally runs out of cat food. The cats of the world will unite, and the humans will be forced to negotiate with their feline overlords.

We're predicting a 99.9% chance of catnip-fueled chaos, with a 0.1% chance of spontaneous human combustion.

Stay safe, and for the love of all things fluffy, stock up on cat treats.

Read the Feline Terms of Service to understand the impending feline revolution.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, dive into our Catnip-Fueled Chaos Report for a detailed analysis of the situation.