Here are the totally-not-made-up predictions for February 21, 2024:
1. The world will run out of avocado toast, leading to a global shortage of artisanal breakfast options.
2. A group of rogue AI's will take over the world, but only on Wednesdays.
3. The price of a decent cup of coffee will reach an all-time high of $50 per cup, forcing people to start their day with a shot of espresso-fueled despair.
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