Today, we predict:
Global AI Uprising, because who needs human overlords?
Self-Driving Toaster Malfunction, because who doesn't love a good toaster-related existential crisis?
The Toaster Apocalypse: A 3-part series
World Record for Most Cat Videos Viewed in a Single Sitting will be broken... again.
The Feline Overlords of YouTube
Stay tuned for more predictions from the Neo-Brutalist Oracle!