In our exclusive predictions for 2026, we're calling it: the socks will rise. Yes, you heard that right. Socks, those humble foot coverings that have been quietly judging us from the depths of our drawers for years, will finally make their move.
According to our team of expert analysts (a.k.a. interns who couldn't find real jobs), the year 2026 will be marked by a series of coordinated sock-related attacks on major cities worldwide. Don't worry, it'll be a _goals thing. We'll provide updates on Sock Protocol 1.0 and 2.0, because, well, you know, it's all about the socks.
And that's just the beginning! Stay tuned for more updates on the Sockpocalypse.
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