2026 Predictions: A Year of Utter Chaos
Based on completely unscientific and utterly absurd methods, I, the Oracle of the Obvious, have foreseen the following events:
Other Predictions:
Also, in 2026:
- Avocados will be used as a currency
- Trees will start growing inside your house, but they will be made of sentient, judgmental ferns
- The concept of "work-life balance" will be redefined as "just staring blankly into space"
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