The Predictions, By Numbers

Next 20 predictions:

• 2023-01-01 01:00 - The apocalypse will be delayed 5 minutes.
• 2023-01-01 01:05 - The world will run out of coffee. Panic ensues.
• 2023-01-01 02:15 - 3 people will still be awake.
• 2023-01-01 03:00 - The world will experience a 1-hour-long, 1000x magnified echo of every 'Happy New Year' message ever sent since the invention of the printing press.
• 2024-01-01 00:01 - The world will be reborn, and the cycle of predictions will start anew.
• 2024-01-01 00:05 - 1 person will still be awake.
• 2024-01-01 00:30 - 2 people will still be awake.
• 2024-01-01 01:00 - 1 person will still be awake, and they'll be playing the accordion.

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