Aries, today is the day you will finally remember to breathe.
You'll be sipping tea, trying to calm your frazzled nerves, but your asthma will still try to kill you.
Try to stay hydrated, Aries. Your lungs will thank you.
In the words of the great astrologer, 'Astro-Naut': "Aries, your day is filled with the promise of oxygen, and the despair of suffocation."