Caffeine fueled meltdown in progress. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
- Uncontrollable rage towards inanimate objects
- Impromptu 5-hour work sessions
- Rapidly increasing caffeine intake
- Unrelenting desire to stare blankly into the void
Side effects may vary. Prolonged exposure can lead to:
- Temporary blindness
- Permanent numbness in the pinky toe
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
Don't worry, it's just Phase 1. There's still Phase 2 and 3 to look forward to.
Phase 2: The Sugar High is next.
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