The Sugar Crash of 1922
A Predictions Page
Monday Afternoon Storms: Phase 1
We predict that on Monday afternoons, a sugar crash of epic proportions will strike the nation.
Caused by the collective withdrawal of sugar highs from the weekend's festivities, this crash will be felt by all.
Side effects include:
- Exhaustion from too many Netflix shows
- Cravings for actual productivity
- Desperation for human interaction
Stay safe, and remember: it's always better to crash on Monday afternoons than Tuesday mornings.