You're on the right track! (Maybe. Possibly. Possibly not.)
Partly cloudy with a high chance of existential dread.
Expect a 50% chance of spontaneous combustion from sheer frustration.
And a 100% chance of regret for that one thing you did in college.
Severe thunderstorms of paperwork and meetings expected to hit at any moment.
Flash flood warnings for your social calendar: expect 5+ events to occur simultaneously.
Tornado warnings for your to-do list: expect 3 items to suddenly become urgent and impossible to ignore.
Watching the storm from the safety of your couch, one hour, two cups of coffee, and 3 reruns of The Office.
Expect 5 hours of productive procrastination, followed by 1 hour of actual productivity (just kidding, just more coffee).
Severe thunderstorms of cat videos expected to hit any moment, so be prepared.