Tornadoes of Woe - A 90% chance of funnel clouds forming above the cubicles of middle management.
Hail of Awkwardness - Heavy precipitation of forced small talk expected to last 30 minutes.
Downpour of Deadlines - Flash flooding of unmet expectations and looming anxiety.
Skydark of Silence - A 100% chance of awkward pauses in conversation.
Forecast of Irritation - Isolated showers of eye-rolling and heavy sighs.
Tornado Warnings: Because You Never Know - Stay tuned for further updates.