Monday Afternoon Storms: Predictions

Tornadoes of Woe - A 90% chance of funnel clouds forming above the cubicles of middle management.

Hail of Awkwardness - Heavy precipitation of forced small talk expected to last 30 minutes.

Downpour of Deadlines - Flash flooding of unmet expectations and looming anxiety.

Skydark of Silence - A 100% chance of awkward pauses in conversation.

Forecast of Irritation - Isolated showers of eye-rolling and heavy sighs.

Tornado Warnings: Because You Never Know - Stay tuned for further updates.