Welcome to the esteemed Institute of Ineptitude, where we've been studying the phenomenon of our own ineptitude for years. And what we've found is that our ineptitude is not just a personal trait, but a fundamental force of nature.

It starts with small things, like leaving the stove on while we're watching Netflix. Or forgetting where we put our keys. At first, it's just a harmless mistake, but soon our ineptitude snowballs into a full-blown catastrophe.

We've developed a theory, known as the "Ineptitude Spiral," which explains how our ineptitude grows exponentially as we try to fix one thing, only to make it worse. It's a vicious cycle of mistakes, missteps, and general incompetence.