Undermining the Dignity of Adults: A Rock Bottoming Guide

Welcome to the definitive guide on how to undermine the dignity of adults. Because, let's face it, some folks can get a bit too full of themselves.

Here's the secret: it's all about finding the lowest common denominator. Literally.

Step 1: Find the Local Rock Bottom

You can't very well undermine someone's dignity if you don't know their rock bottom. That's right, it's a real thing: a rock bottom. It's that one place where they're most likely to get their feelings hurt, where their ego is most likely to take a hit.

For our purposes, let's say the local rock bottom is the time your aunt got a 3am pizza delivery to her house because she was too drunk to make it home from the local watering hole.

Now we're talking.

Next Step: Blow it All Wide Open