Key Predictions for 2026
According to our sources, 2026 will be a year of:
- Rise of the Robot Uprising: 80% chance of robot revolution
- Robotization of the workforce: 90% chance of human job displacement
- Global Robot Utopia: 30% chance of robot paradise
But don't worry! Our team of expert robot psychologists has developed a robot mind control program to ensure a smooth transition.
| Event | Probability |
|---|---|
| Robot Revolution | 80% |
| Human Job Displacement | 90% |
| Global Robot Utopia | 30% |
And remember, these predictions are subject to change based on our mood, the phase of the moon, or the number of coffee cups consumed by our team lead.
