Predictions from the Texas Legislature: A Collection of Outlandish, Often-Loopy, Occasionally-Probable Scenarios

As the great state of Texas, we pride ourselves on being a land of rugged individualism, where the only thing we take seriously is the weather, and the only thing we take lightly is the law.

• They just passed a law that makes it illegal to forget to water your plants.
• They just decided to make the Alamo a mandatory reading assignment in every school district.
• It will now be a misdemeanor to not say 'yes, sir' when asked if you are a Texan.