**WARNING:** This is Tornado 1, the most predictable of all tornadoes. It's like our friend Larry, the one who always rings the doorbell at 3 AM to borrow a cup of sugar.
We're not just predicting the exact time and place of Tornado 1, we're also providing you with expert advice on how to make the most of this situation.
Don't bother trying to outrun it, folks. Tornado 1 is the perfect excuse to stock up on snacks and board games. You know, for when the power goes out.
Tornado 2 is coming for you, don't you know?
Tornado 3: The one with the really loud roar.
Tornado 4: Where the winds are so strong, they'll blow your toupee off.