Tornado Tips: After the Storm

So, you managed to survive the tornado. Good job! Here are some tips for navigating the post-tornado landscape:

1. Finding Your Cat in the Rubble is a top priority.

2. Don't try to drink the standing water. It's not tap water.

3. If your house is still standing, consider it a miracle. Take a picture with it.

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4. The storm may be over, but your anxiety is just getting started. Consider taking up knitting.

5. If you're feeling lost, just follow the trail of destroyed buildings. It's like a game of "Tornado-geo-caching"!