TUESDAY TORNADO OUTBREAK: EVACUATION PLAN

Due to an unexpected tornado outbreak on Tuesdays, please follow these steps for a safe evacuation:

  1. Grab your favorite coffee mug and/or a six-pack of your favorite beer.
  2. Head to the basement or a nearby storm shelter.
  3. Bring your cat, but not your dog. We're not judging you.
  4. Stay away from windows, as they will shatter like your fragile ego when you realize you forgot to fill up your gas tank.
  5. Keep your phone charged, but don't worry about getting any calls from your in-laws.
  6. When the all-clear is given, return to your home and enjoy the scenic view of the destroyed neighborhood.

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