Good morning, citizens of Tornado Alley! Today is shaping up to be a doozy. Our trusty tornado-predicting AI, "Twister" has crunched the numbers and is warning us of a massive tornado outbreak.
Probability of Tornadoes: 99.9% (Don't worry, it's just a number)
Here are the details:
Stay safe, citizens! And if you're feeling adventurous, why not try our Tornado Survival Tips page for some expert advice.
Or, if you're feeling extra daring, you can check out our Tornado Wars page for some real-time tornado battle reports.
We'll keep you updated as the situation develops.