Q: Why do we serve pickles underwater?
A: Because, honestly, we're not really sure. We just really wanted to. It's a thing we do.
Q: Are the pickles safe for consumption?
A: We've never actually tested them. We just assumed it was a thing. Maybe don't eat them?
Q: Can I bring my cat to the festival?
A: No. That's just not a thing. Leave Fido at home, or at least, in a separate aquatic enclosure. We're trying to keep it classy.
Q: Will there be Wi-Fi?
A: Ha! No. You're all fish. What do you need Wi-Fi for? To complain about the lack of Wi-Fi? To play "Angry Fish" on your phone?
Q: Can I get a refund if it rains?
A: No. You signed a contract in blood. Or, at least, we did. It's a thing we did. In a different universe. Where the sun is a giant pickle.