Your Horoscope for the Week:
You, Libra the Great Escapist, are in for a thrilling week of:
- You will find a $5 bill on the ground. It's a sign.
- You will eat an entire pizza by yourself. The universe will judge you.
- You will attempt to escape the monotony of your daily routine, but will end up getting lost in a maze of existential dread.
- You will realize that you've been wearing the same outfit for three days, and will spend an hour deciding whether to change.
- You will have a heart-to-heart with a stranger on the bus, and they will turn out to be a professional cage fighter.