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Weekly Horoscope: Sagittarius

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Get ready for a week of intense, unrelenting, and possibly existential dread.

Your investments will hemorrhage, but you'll somehow manage to afford avocado toast.
Your crush will finally text you back, but only to ask for directions.
You'll spend most of your time wondering if your cat's stare is judging you.