Asteroid showers and comet comets are predicted to be plentiful this week.
Monday: High pressure and a slight chance of planetary alignment.
Tuesday: Sunny skies with a high chance of starbursts.
Wednesday: Cloudy with a chance of asteroid showers.
Thursday: A chance of comets and a high chance of cosmic radiation poisoning.
Friday: Partly cloudy with a chance of planetary alignments.
Saturday: A high chance of starbursts and a low chance of intelligent thought.
Sunday: Cosmic radiation poisoning and a chance of spontaneous combustion.
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