Weekly Horoscope - Taurus

This week's horoscope for Taurus:

This week, Taurus, you will encounter a series of unexpected events that will test your patience, but also your sense of humor. A surprise party in the break room will reveal a shocking plot twist involving free pizza.

However, beware of the coffee shop down the street, as their new "artisanal" coffee will make you question the meaning of life.