Love Fortunes

Fortune 1: You will soon be in the presence of someone who will make you laugh so hard you'll snort your coffee

But not too hard, because that would be weird.

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Fortune 2: Someone will soon try to steal your heart, but only because they need a new wallet

Just kidding, it's just your ex.

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Fortune 3: You will soon meet someone who will challenge you to a dance-off

Don't get too excited, it's just a 3-year-old's birthday party.

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