The Predicts - Where We Utter Utter Nonsense

We predict that the world will end in a blaze of glory, but not before we run out of avocado toast.

The probability of this prediction is 99.9% certain, give or take 0.1%.

Side effects may include: existential dread, crippling anxiety, and an unrelenting sense of despair.

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