Prophecy Central

Welcome to Prophecy Central, where the future is always in question.

Or not.

• Mystic Megafauna: Because who doesn't want to see the future of their pet tarantula's social life?
• Fortune Cookie of the Day: Get a daily dose of questionable destiny in a crispy cookie format.
• Prophecy Pizza Toppings: Because the future is a pepperoni-filled mess.
• Ancient Ones Who Should Have Known Better: A look at historical figures who got it wrong.

Disclaimer: Our prophecies are not actually accurate. Or are they?