Velo-Ciraptors' Favorite Waffle Recipe

From the Desk of Chef Rexy McTerror

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of saber-toothed squirrel milk
• 1 cup of fossilized egg whites
• 1 cup of crushed velociraptor bones (available at your local butcher shop)
• 3 waffle irons (preferably ones that have been worn down to a nub)

Instructions:

1. Preheat waffle irons to 427 degrees Celsius. Or, you know, just make it as hot as you can.
2. Mix ingredients in a large bowl, adding a dash of prehistoric spices for extra flavor.
3. Pour waffle batter into irons, close eyes, and shout "Rawr!"
4. Cook for 3-5 minutes or until waffles are a crispy golden brown.

Enjoy your delicious, crunchy, T-Rex-approved waffles!

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